brony rules of the internet

r1p. Never feed the parasprites.
r2p. NEVER feed the parasprites.
r3p. we are brony.
r4p. Brony is legion.
r5p. Brony always forgives.
r6p. Brony can still be a horrible person.
r7p. Brony is still able to deliver.
r8p. There ARE no real rules about posting ponies.
r9p. There ARE no real rules about posting ponies, UNLESS you are on EQD.
r10p. Non pony related sites will still lead you to pony related content.
r11p. All your carefully constructed arguments for best pony can be easily ignored.
r12p. Everypony is best pony.
r13p. CAPS-LOCK IS NOW CANTER-LOCK
r14p  Always talk about pony.
r15p. The harder you try to get your fan fic on EQD the harder you fail.
r16p. If your fan-fic fails hard enough it will become cupcakes and be posted anyways.
r17p. Everyone looks at clop eventually.
r18p. Every background character has a fan.
r19p. The more a background character is hated the more famous it becomes.
r20p. Ponies are to be taken seriously.
r21p. new pony memes are original only for a few seconds after being posted.
r22p. Copypasta is made to ruined every last bit of pony meme originality
r23p. Copypasta is made to ruined every last bit of pony meme originality
r24p. Relation to the original topic decreases with every macro posted of Pinkypie.
r25p. Every post eventually leads to pony.
r26p. Any topic can be easily turned into something pony related.
r28p. Always ask fave pony.
r29p. On the internet all ponies are bisexual.
r30p. There are no strait ponies.
r31p. Ponies or gtfo - the choice is yours.
r32p. Everyone has an oc.
r33p. Everything is 20% cooler with ponies.
r34p. There is a ponified version of it, no exceptions
r35p. If there is not a ponified version of it at the moment, it will eventually be made.
r36p. There will always be a more fucked-up fan fic than you just read.
r37p. Pinkypie CAN divide by zero.
r38p. Equestria - No real limits apply here.
r39p. ALWAYS USE CANTER-LOCK WHEN USING THE ROYAL VOICE
r40p. USING CANTER-LOCK TOO MUCH WILL RESULT IN A BAN.
r41p. 20% cooler jokes are not funny, seriously guys it's worse than an arrow in the knee.
r42p. Muffins!
r43p. The more innocent a pony, the more likely it will be drawn into clop.
r44p. If a celebrity makes even a passing comment about ponies than this automatically makes them a brony.
r45p. When one sees a fellow brony, one must brohoof.
r46p. there is always another brony on the website.
r47p. There is never enough pony